The Quotable Situation The Hollywood Reporter

Publish date: 2024-06-02

‘Jersey Shore’: The Quotable Situation – The Hollywood Reporter

So Begins a Movement

“GTL. Gym, tanning, Laundry.”
Modesty Is Not His Strong Suit

“Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.”
Deep Thoughts
"Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation… Bang Your Girl Situation… I'm like a pretty deep dude."
Love 101

“Hey Ma, this is my new girlfriend for the next couple months till I break up with her when summer starts.”
Don’t Hate, Situate

“That hater-juice is best served cold.”
T-Shirt Time!

“I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt before the shirt.”
The Welcome Wagon
"If Deena was a holiday, she'd definitely be Thanksgiving, 'cause she's got a lot to give and she's down for a lot-a-stuffin'."
Keep It Real

Snookie: “Can I have a roll please?”
The Situation: “Don’t worry, you got a couple.”
Don’t Ask Dumb Questions

“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”
Stay Cool

“I knew she was 18. That a** does not look 12.”